🚨 CHAOS INTELLIGENCE

SYSTEM UPDATE: 1/31/2026, 8:39:47 AM
🚨 CHAOS REPORT INCOMING

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🕓 CLOSED (Weekend/After-Hours)
📍 US government shutdown Saturday?: 99.5%%
💰 SIZE: 17.0% ($4246)
📉 UVXY ENTRY: $11.15

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⚠️ CRITICAL: Triple Short Exposure
💡 HEDGE: Add 1x GLD Call or Reduce UVXY by 50%

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🔗 Link: https://polymarket.com/event/will-there-be-another-us-government-shutdown-by-january-31